Well, DDAY’S REVENGE is back after a brief hiatus. I have heard some bad news since my return, Sixguns ratings have dropped from 6 people and a dog to er….um… a dog. Fortunately it is taking the dog a while to chew through the door.
Before I start off here is a disclaimer for you: The opinions of Sixguns’ are strictly mine and not necessarily the opinion of DDAY’S REVENGE or anyone associated with DDAY’S REVENGE and if they DID agree with me, they most likely would deny it in a court of law. That being said here are my one sided opinions:
BOOBS………...
Sorry for the pause. Like most men the mere mention of boobs… conjures up visions that I must pause and enjoy. Now this portion of Sixguns is not about Janet Jackson’s boob… It is about all the trouble that damn stunt is going to cause us guys and a few select women. If you are like me you are forever looking for a chance to catch a boob-shot. Let’s face it a movie is not a good movie without at least one boob-shot, even better if the shot has both boobs in it. The actress that does not show us boob is not a very good actress and certainly not worthy of an academy award. I am not saying what boob dangling Jackson did was right. However, it was not as bad as the baby dangling Jackson who is also the baby diddling Jackson. That being said, I am appalled at some of the measures that are now being taken to prevent the possibility of ever catching a boob on TV. I agree that there should be some discretion used in prime-time but, the thought that I will not be able to catch that occasional jewel on an adult show airing at a time that no children should be up is a disgrace! I do have to say I am happy they dropped the 64-year old boob shot on ER or whatever show that was. I do not believe the knee-cap should be visible in a boob-shot, unless it is due to an erotic pose……SORRY! Wait it gets worse. Now they are contemplating taking a look at pay channels! What in Gods name is this Country coming to?! If I want to pay $15.00 bucks or so a month to catch some late-night boob or maybe a little soft-porn, God forbid, on Cinemax or Showtime that IS my right. What’s next the internet? Listen I don’t know about you but, I’d rather see a nice boob-shot than Dennis Franz’s ass or George W.’s face for that matter. This is not meant to sound sexist, if you ladies wish to see Dennis Franz’s ass or maybe another portion of the male anatomy, have at it.... I have a remote.
Moving right along. I pledge to mention this in every Sixguns’ column until everyone owns this CD. On June 1st 2004 the new Krokus "Rock the Block" CD will be released in the U.S.A. You must beg, borrow, or steal this CD. I was fortunate enough to get it early last year when it was released in Switzerland and it has been in regular rotation ever since. If you ever liked Krokus you will love this CD. I will leave the reviews up to those who can write. It can be likened to "One Vice at a Time" and is pure rock-n-roll with a number of great bluesy songs.
On the lighter side of things, "The Passion of the Christ". This movie is based on what amounts to a paragraph in the Bible, all be it a very intense and important paragraph. I am not writing this as a critic since I have not seen the movie. I have to give kudos where it is due, pure marketing genius! This movie has something for everyone, deep religious meaning for those who believe, violence that would turn the Devil’s stomach. Not only that but, rumor has it the Pope himself endorsed the movie. Well I think his actual words were slightly garbled and not quite understandable but we got the idea, when it was fed to us. Top that off with the one and only Mel Gibson, Mad Max, producing and directing. Holy shit! (That was an expression not a description of the movie). What a blockbuster! A must see! And even better it is rated R and they encourage you to bring your kids OH Man! How long I had waited as a kid to be able to get into an R rated movie and NOW they are recommending everyone to bring their children, a kids dream! WAIT just a minute I just found out from someone who has seen this movie that it is in fact missing one thing. Apparently the perfect movie does not have any, not one, not even a shadow of this sought after object(s). Yes you guessed it no boobs……. Sorry!
Thanks again for your time and remember there are no refunds or exchanges. I will give you one last bit of advice, on the house. If you want to get the most entertainment out of this article I suggest you take a shot of Cabo every time you hear the word boob….
I’ll rant with you later.
