Merry Christmas....Ha That's An Understatement. Holidays Always Seem To Warrant Mass Drinking Crazes....Having To Order Four Drinks At A Time To Avoid The Crowds Never Ends Up Good, Everyone That Comes Home With Their Friends For Parties Always End Up Making A Mob Scene With The Locals And I Always End Up In The Bathroom With Someone :) Waking up At Billy's House Is Never A Good Sign! Bruised Knuckles Don't Help Either. Didn't I Already Say Friends Don't Let Friends Go Home With Trubak!!!! I Love Learning About What I Did And Sending Out Those Generic Apologies....
Dear (Insert Name) I Am Sorry For Saying(Insert Insult) And/Or Doing (Insert Physical Act) To You! I Was Way Too Wasted!
Turbak And Givens Might Not Be The most Reliable Sources Of Info But Veeder never Lies:) Aparantly I Hit Some Guy, Freaked Out So Bad On My Best Friend That I Thought She Would Never Speak To Me Again,Spent Quality Time With Willie In The Bathroom And Ended Up Riding Home In Christianson's Parents Pick Up With 8 Yes 8 Other People!!!! I Was Out Of Control!!!! Anyways It Was Like A Highschool Reunion In The Bars And I Mananged To Make An Ass Out Of Myself In Front Of Every "Cool" Person In Watertown. Kyle's Parties Were Always The Rage In High School. And It Didn't Seem To Change This Year. Well Except For The Group Of Mankato Kids That Were There. If You Want To Pick A fight With Someone...Do Some Research First. It's Never A Good Idea To Try And Fight Everyone, Locals Tend To Gang Up On You. Parents Open Bars In Your Basement Are A Bad Bad Idea! Mike Is The Best Bartender Ever!!! I Want To Book Him For My Parties! Coming Straight From Work (As A Bar Tender) To A Party And Bartending The Rest Of The Night....What A Trooper!!!! Yeah Talking To Todd And "Harrold" In The Same Night And Not Remembering It Is Not Good At All. I Usually Say Something That Will Fuck Me at A Later Date! Yeah I Did. But Hey I Got Laid :) There i go Always Thinking About Myself!!!! One Night Sober Didn't Even Come Close To Clensing My Soul....I Need Church Yes Very Bad Like!!!! I'm Happy That I Got To See Everyone....But Damn I Wish I Could Remember More Of It!!!! Cassie I'm Sorry And I'm Glad You Got What You Wanted For Christmas!!!! I Love You
All You Need For A Merry Christmas Is: An Open Bar, Everyone You Went To High School, Bathroom Buddies,A Good Plan For Zombie Attacks, A Local Kid Mob, One Hell Of A Bartender, To Exes At The Same Party, A BlackOut Night!
Ps....You Look Like A Man That's Why it Would Stand To Reason That Veeder Would Want To Fuck You And I'm Ok With That, Get A Better Insult Than Calling Me A Whore....I'm Used To It Bitch...HA Ha Ha Ha!!!!! I Can Beat You At A Game Called Diet....You Got Fat!!!!
'Til New Years....Stay White....And Don't Let Anyone Else Fuck Start Your Face!!!! It's My Joy In Life!!!!:)
We here at D-Day's Revenge are always striviing to branch out and "hear" our public. I'd like to introduce you to an interesting and loveable young lady who will be offering up an occasional "journal" for The Revenge.
I've borrowed this rant from her MySpace site as a holiday feature, but hopefully we'll get plenty more for ourselves down the road.
I think of her as my "punk angel", but we'll probably get a preferred name later from the authors mouth.
enjoy...